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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 01:36

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good

Freaks and Cheeks

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Still no good.

Everyone loved it.

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Minds and Behinds

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No, not a chance

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Just Forget it!

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share office space ...

Nuts and Butts

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Then came..

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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No go.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

They put up a sign reading

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Next, they tried...

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Catatonics & High Colonics

Thumbs down again.

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Loons and Moons

Unacceptable again!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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So, the docs changed it to read

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So they tried

No way

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